Well this was one I can bore the grandkids with. I was support and compere for the evening and, when the band, made up for former members of The Fall, did its last encore, a Fall song, Kieran, the guitarist said, “Who wants to be singer?” I’d just stepped off stage after bringing them back on and the possibility of fronting my all-time favourite band was but a step away. However, sanity and dignity prevailed and I left them to it. Glad I did, too. My slot went down well and I sold some books and CD’s, though I’m not quite sure what to do even now when people want their picture taking with me.