I’m going to make a contentious claim now. I maintain that this is the first time that a crocheted penis which eventually became a cactus has been discussed on British radio. Or anywhere, for that matter. If you’re curious, you can listen again to the programme at http://www.chapelfm.co.uk/listen-again/love-the-words-10/ It’ll certainly give you a fresh perspective on Penis Envy. Thanks to Angela Reid and Phil Asquith for their contributions.